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Cameron mocked over Severn Bridge loose pig
A pig which escaped from a lorry on the Severn Bridge seems to have jogged the nation’s memory that David Cameron may have once put his genitals in a swine’s mouth.
Vague attempts to weigh poignancy to the escaped animal on the day England play Wales were quickly abandoned in favour of jokes about the Prime Minister.
On Twitter some banter went something like this:
is needed now More than ever
Pig on Severn bridge. Seen running from one end to another. Can’t decide who to support in #ENGWAL
— Thomas Jones (@tomj191) June 16, 2016
It says a lot when even a pig doesn’t want to go into wales! #severnbridge #ENGWAL https://t.co/oV4NYkICBT
— Devil’s Advocate (@4ShitsNGiggless) June 16, 2016
But it soon turned into this:
“Pig on the loose on the Severn Bridge” | Bristol Post https://t.co/m0DVxxYY8j The Prime Minister has been informed. pic.twitter.com/Nn1n9W5LYC
— Ted Ted Ted (@strung_out) June 16, 2016
Delays severn bridge because @David_Cameron is said to be chasing an escaped pig with some vaseline, baby oil and jump leads #imagination
— Chris (@Chrisshibby) June 16, 2016
BREAKING NEWS: A Loose pig is causing delays on the old Severn Bridge.
Police have placed a 10 mile David Cameron exclusion zone around it
— Kanjin Tor ™ (@xugla) June 16, 2016
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the pig jump out of a lorry on the Severn Bridge?
It heard David Cameron was on the other side.— The New Moderates (@NewModerates) June 16, 2016
David Cameron has put the EU referendum campaign on hold to help look for the pig on the loose on the Severn Bridge.
— George Martin (@purves_grundy) June 16, 2016
And a bit of this:
The pig running loose on the Severn bridge is campaigning for #Brexit and says we’ve all got it wrong about bacon! Couldn’t get a boat, see.
— Chris_aka_Redbloke (@Redbloke) June 16, 2016
Severn bridge “like a pig over truffle waters”
— Laura (@laurawenn1) June 16, 2016