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Are these the best bums in Bristol?

By Bristol24/7  Tuesday Nov 22, 2016

Bristol students are competing to see who has the most delightful derriere.

A competition organised by The Tab online newspaper pits students against one another for posterior perfection.

Poppy Patootie, Asstrid Smith, Loretta De La Tush and Mandy McButt go for girls:

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And for the boys’ best behinds, there are Marcus Buttocks; Willbur McRumpson-Tushman; Boris McBasketballs; Sam Buttman and Kyle Buttman; Tom, Dick and Harry; Francois Derriere; and Keith Keister.

Conrad Young, editor of The Tab Bristol, said: “This prestigious competition is an annual highlight for many a Bristol student.

“What better to get you through the cold winter months than some talented posteriors. We hope it has the same effect on you.”

Shake your tail feather over here to vote for the girls and here to vote for the boys

 

Read more: Traffic speeds in Bristol hit rock bottom

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