
Theatre
Annette Curtain’s Grotty Grotto
Adult festive comedy from the brilliant Tom Marshman.
“Christmas is an almighty f*** up!
Santa is having trouble emptying his sack,
The Elves are distracted by Grindr.
and Mrs Claus has run off with Jacob Rees-Mogg.
Santa needs help coming this year, and this looks like a job for everyone’s favourite nosey neighbour Annette Curtain.
Join her as gets out her dazzling baubles ,hooks the elves up with some wise men, and tops the christmas fairy.
Can Annette get Christmas back on curtain tracks? Will Annette solve Brexit? Is she the saviour Christmas needs?
Join Tom Marshman for an hour of Christmas mischief, where Martin the Elf and Annette Curtain perform some of their favourite poems and songs at this special time of year.
Dec 19, 7pm & 9pm, £8 / £6 adv via link below.
is needed now More than ever